Thursday, December 21, 2006

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll
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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you
take his place, you are second!
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Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
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but don't take as much time as you took for the first
question, OK ?
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Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you
are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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You're not very good at this, are you?
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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head
only
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000 .. Now add 30
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Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
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Scroll down for answer.....
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Did you get 5000?
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The correct answer is actually 4100.
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If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.....Maybe.
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Fourth Question:
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Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana,
2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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Okay, now the bonus round:
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A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

haha

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